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YOU REALLY SHOULD... write more porn stop worrying and learn to love the bomb stop buying so much stuff on ebay find a sugar daddy buy a condo take more vacations love my children more do more stuff live as if I were going to die leave Kelly's party get rid of more stuff find a wife reply more promptly to friends who contact me pray to god stop picking at the scabs around my throat piercing stop the assimilation of America's youth reply to her email help out more around the house ask for my money back plant a garden next year just kill everyone and get it over with live to see another day figure out whats going on kick some ass call their bluff run away from home get out more make more art stop giving myself pedicures with an exacto knife when I'm drunk finish inventory and go home leave early today have asked them to lay me off work harder than I do kill that spider before it gets too big tell Ron he's a fuckin jerk finally finish it get my period soon or I'm screwed find a way to let chicks know about my huge wang cap that kid what talked shit about mah block finish my paper get a bolo tie just like in the movies watch that new show, you know, with the queers and that drikin bitch spit in that fuckface's soup, what a prick find that damned remote, condsarned it send u an email stop eating this, but I'm soooo bored line my rectum with broken glass before I get put in lockdown free Mumia go bananas check for gangrenous limbs log off be friends with kelly mark email craig finish this book get a massage paint more get a new lover get rid of my crabs be doing my homework get into more fights at hockey games pluck out the hairs around my nipples not eat banana popsicles take my creativity more seriously now that I've had a glance at yours live in the moment appreciate kelly mark more have a shower and fly to Naples start painting believe god is dead sharpen all my knives stop eating at McDonalds return Mike's bong slash my wrists...just for the fun of it think twice about that plan I really should #*!@/*@ I really should go back to school and rack up more debt scratch that itch report that self inflicted wound push my views upon you quit my job get back to work and do something stop trying to write porn learn more about contemporary art pray more be true to myself go out on a date boycott everything everywhere buy a new dress for that party jump off a cliff and bounce back like that coyote guy email kelly and tell her how great her website is stop shoulding do what is best for me quit shine fuck the world when I get the chance brush my teeth get back to the 6-digit range stop surfing right now! quit eat more vegetables sdlkjaslk dalskjd aslkd ajslk wash my hair more often stop eating so much junk go skinny dipping in the fish bowl learn how it all gets done just do it stop smoking have another shot of that nasty stuff go back to the church tap my own phone cold cock that muther fucker stay out of strange bathrooms do more and think less yell back not think about you eat shit go for brunch welcome you to the hotel california lay down some shag carpeting gather my enemies close to me finish this sente stand on my head more often read the complete works of Frantz Fanon cut my hair spray paint the bitch's fur coat -crystal gem get the money thats owed me damit !!! tell them I'm sick and tired of hearing the same thing over and over, and get the fuck otta here stop urinating on strangers when they're not looking clean out my sock drawer drink more beer stop dying my hair stop wearing sweatpants do more drink draw pictures do you really should be able to let the world hear my gift...Music listen to the Boss change my underwear cause man it's funky defrost the fridge get rid of my hotmail account tell the queer how large it is eat green beans in the morning continue to save lives stop wearing so much pink pay attention start doing what I love study for my classes drink 8 glasses of water a day learn to adapt do everything I can to ensure that you fail learn the difference between good and bad drugs pimp out ma fuckin' hoes start up a bling bling get fucking laid be more patient with my little sister become famous stop practicing juju...before it's too late download something or other get some of this shit done kill, kill, kill and then kill some more make lunch more get some gospel music stop masturbating to porn apply for more residencies join the CAA stop looking at her ass all the time get out of the house more sell all my useless shit on ebay think about my student loans go to those war protests call back that collection agent steal things get out more learn more about gospel pay my visa bill read more return all my borrowed books burn those cd's work on my website get a better job eat all my vegetable like a good cunt accept Jesus as my personal Lord and savior start on making those light boxes apply for more fellowships apply for more grants apply for more shows go see some live gospel stop chewing the inside of my mouth stretch go to all those Dunkin Donuts cut my toenails sell out before the apocalypse mark the apocalypse on my calendar speak out visit your website more often play curling turn the heater on kill all these customers get into an MFA program seriously consider quitting smoking eat more minimize my material possesions change my soiled panties smell you soiled panties buy your soiled panties sell your soiled panties on ebay work harder at school help myself spend less time worrying about what I should do and just start doing it masturbate more have fun blow my nose link to everyone on the planet eat a hoagie recognize your own Buddha nature practice nondual awareness reissue fogstraps on whelp farms control my penchant for chaotic theory abandon my penchant for controlling chaos convert my penchant for altering trajectories into tottering refractories sleep stop making art live more keep running play be doing my laundry eat my slimfast bar stop surfing the internet and work play computer get my shit together stop being so afraid go to bed shower start writing stop procrastinating and get started on that screenplay. Its not going to write itself cauterize my wound on the hot plate kick out the fucking jams find a new tube sock to masturbate into get one of them ass washins where they wash up in yer ass dig out that mole try earnestly to become sexified within the year take to anal as quickly as Gary would like me to warn Logan before the next carnival stop eating the asses out of frogs admit that I'm a freaky-freak just say no to saying no find my luvy proto-man hot glue my balls to the wall lick it all up like a good little twat find out who you really are put some aloe on that burn so it doesn't scar too bad find a sucker and suck em get up off this couch raise my shotgun in the air and shout something stupid think harder about it get off write this paper stop being afraid of doing what I want to do commit get to work be on time for work email Kelly about the split axes make an effort to relate to my family stop procrastinating and finish this research on kelly mark get paid a shedload of cash for MY art assert myself spend some time each day thinking about how many people, animals and plants have rotted underneath where you stand, sit, sleep go to the kelly mark opening at the Ikon in Birmingham UK write some shit hot comedy material go to bed eat muffins see busted write in my journal remember to wear sunscreen warn everyone about sarah millman find a way through my depression subvert the paradigm move to ajax and start a punk band learn to dance recharge my batteries stop reading this migrate to a higher level of consciousness just nail it stop procrastinating go home, it's getting late climb a really really really tall mountain fuck with your values water the plants get to bed instead of making art write that damn novel concern myself with the real world rather than just the art world paint my nails take a piss wipe the cum off my face wipe the cum off your face do this for 12 hours straight have another fart sell Wayne's furniture take the piss outta her stop giving Wayne all my ideas talk to my doctor about Wayne go to India tell them to go back to Europe wear a mask have continued the treatment stop circle jerking with strangers in France stop trying to make royal art lodge art campaign for a national bath-math washing day stop doing this to myself admit that to them stop drinking with Bin Linden get some more mature friends who dont giggle as much go back to art school be an artist ask for assistance collect my ideas just walk out when I'm being bored out of my fuckin' skull be doing so many other things right now send you a knife, are you still collecting? sort out my relationship drink less coffee tell Jen to drop Jin I really should get it together start my diet today go to bed sleep get it together have refused surgery contact you kelly not be so hard on myself find out not be here stop worrying stop procrastinating and get to work appreciate things more than I criticize them, I should embrace things for what they are rather than wanting to change something, or someones vision and I should... find out what I am best at and stay there for at least 5 years sleep with Wayne to prove that he's not really gay think about tomorrow get a job fuck tell my girlfriend I don't love her anymore eat more whole grains and brown rice call kelly more often start packing read more theory now! (yeah right...) see whats happening with my EI claim clean the VCR heads at work stop complaining about the chair of the department consider being a marine biologist learn how to knit properly (not just with my fingers) be working right now eat more fruit demand less noggin kisses stop making fun of people's names wish him happy birthday move to toronto get out of london get apartment insurance get a new brita filter bike home eat more ice cream go to the Y take a shower before swimming in the pool pumice my feet try to grow longer fingernails eat more veggies, or at least some veggies take the camera to mckittricks get a magazine subscription stop being so emotional find out if my ex-best friend is even alive phone my sister get screens for my windows stop yawning stop falling asleep while reading give up the father confessor business get back to work get more fibre tell you how much I appreciate what you're doing. did it! try harder eat more vegetables splorch! no really, i should get back to working for someone else help my parents get back to work cop to handing in my brothers art work in high school stop having unprotected sex because I know better get to bed already walk the dog more get up that peak before someone else does blow my brains out leave my family sit up straight look both ways before crossing the street sell my pets to science stop eating meat go quietly into this good night take the GRE stop drinking so much rehearse my death smoke less cannibus and use psychedelics more often learn to spell cannabis quit picking my nose get my dark room done move on stop spending money like bobo on speed learn esperanto in the next year have an affair with my college teacher start screaming at the top of my lungs and wake my neighbors up from their restful sleep stop hiding walk more, and write things down as I walk run away and build a house in the jungle fuck art plant a garden and quit school stop pretending to be something i'm not get laid get all these papers sorted out work out more often stop thinking about my ex-boyfriend watch out for that anvil it almost hit me in the head take more time to talk to my siblies start living my life based on a forgotten past do somthing about the environment turn out the lights lie in the grass do something go and see what the guy with the megaphone is carrying on about stop getting hung up on semantics imitate life more than art like myself more shave wax my ass get a girlfriend make a decision stop deluding myself speak my mind more often take up pottery give myself a break wax instead quit this unrequited stuff sign my donor organ card write to that boy get some sleep have a beer drink more beer kill voracious land fish start crying cry do something with my life tell someone embracing the situation write more haiku beef up the foreplay pay closer attention find some peace stop swallowing pennies do my exhibition analysis on Kelly Mark's work get back to work pop this zit find someone I like to cut my hair put my mind to work experiment with the opposite sex finish this exhibition review on you finish the exhbition review now clean out my tool shed stop doing things to please other people stop drinking coffee stop thinking corner it and kill it dance my happy dance dig the crusty goo outa that hole hiss at the cat stop licking all the spoons stop eating all the red smarties listen to the cbc every day shed all my expectations walk towards the light ask small children to pull my finger jazz up my lifestyle not have another coffee and instead get my ass to work considering I'm already 2 hours late and I guess I should probably care that I might get fired... rent a movie fuck like a dog set up a security camera outside my door and catch those muther-fuckers doin that shite join a gang make some meatloaf invite myself over for Thanks Giving dinner at someones house that I dont really like and then eat all the cranberry sauce on them...and then leave without saying thanks learn some mannners buy some more office supplies catch the spirit of the Lord tell you a secret stop crying form an inner circle stop telling so many lies learn to spell corectley sync my palm pilot turn in this radio station a little better cause the static is driving me mental buy a gun and settle all my scores |